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(via owleyesjaime, monkeyknifefight)
I hate distance.
but the city was amazing. SoHo is beautiful and i wanna live there, but since i know that wont happen, i would just like to spend a weekend in a hotel there.
grownup store was mass amounts of fun.
i need a shower and a nap.
weeeeeeee<3
i believe that calls for early bedtime.
THE BUTT DANCE.
YES I’m stealing all of these.
name should be changed to coincide with the fact that all people suck whale penis during this months .
(Source: dorkvader)
you know when you have to pee so bad it hurts so you unbutton your pants prior to getting to the b-room for easy removal? i did that, and my pants almost fell down in the middle of the hallway.
then i proceeded to make the weirdest “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY” sound when i saw my neighbor.
i’m ridiculous.
i can hold in my pee no longer.